60 ways to annoy Kanda

Ways To Annoy Kanda
(WARNING: Attempting any of these may result in death or serious injury)

1. Steal Mugen
2. When he asks, tell him Lavi was using it to slice veggies
3. Put pink hair dye in his shampoo
4. Whenever there’s an awkward silence say, “So, you’re SURE Kanda’s not a girl?”, even if he’s in the room
5. Scream randomly. When he asks you why you did, say that you didn’t, then ask, “Did you forget to take your medication this morning?”
6. Constantly poke him
7. When he tells you to stop ask “Stop what?” then resume poking him
8. When he’s around, start singing “If You Were Gay”
9. Pester him about his hair styling techniques
10. Tell him that souba and tempura have been deemed illegal
11. While he’s sleeping, paint his nails black, then later, ask him if he wants to talk about his problems
12. Lock him in a room with Kumoi
13. Hug him whenever you see him
14. When he’s in the shower keep flushing the toilet
15. Ask him who designed his tattoo for him
16. Fill his room with Lotus flowers
17. Ask him about his past relationships with women
18. When he refuses say, “Ooooooooh…..so you ARE gay!”
19. Clone Lavi
20. Clone Allen
21. Program them to never shut up
22. Tie him to a chair and make him watch Dora the Explorer for days
23. E-mail him hundreds of yaoi fan fictions that pair him with other members from the Order
24. Then send him some pairing him with members of the Noah
25. Read them out loud to others
26. Sign him up to do volunteer work with children
27. Tell Tiedoll that Kanda never got “THE TALK” and wants to know where babies come from
28. Tell him that Lavi wants him BAD
29. Inform him that he spells “You” wrong
30. If he asks you a question answer “lemon”
31. If he asks what mean say “Do you need to have that talk with Tiedoll again?”
32. Handcuff him to Lavi
33. Every morning wake him up to the Spice Girls
34. When he comes back from a mission glomp him and cry “KANDA! You’re alive!” then refuse to let go
35. Paint his room in bright neon colors
36. Steal his hourglass and use it as a timer for playing Pictionary
37. When he’s in a bad mood (always) poke his nose and say “Did someone forget to take their happy pills this morning?”
38. Tell him that you found his puppy
39. When he tells you its not his hold up the puppy and say (in a childish voice) “But look at that whittle face!”
40. Give him Male PMS medication and tell him it should help his mood issues
41. Talk as fast as you can when you talk to him
42. Ask A LOT of stupid questions, such as “Why is the sky blue?”
43. If he says he doesn’t know, ask “But WHY?!”
44. Pay Lavi to convince everyone that its Kanda’s birthday and throw him a HUGE party
45. Make him sit through it
46. Set up a sound system in his room to play the “Happy Happy Joy Joy” song on a loop
47. Drop Mugen off a cliff and claim it was an accident
48. Trick him into playing spin the bottle with Lavi and Allen
49. Tell everyone at the Order that Kanda is an alien come to kill us all!
50. Tell Tiedoll that you found porn in Kanda’s room and watch the repercussions
51. Film and put on youtube
52. Use hypnosis to make him think he’s a pretty princess
53. Take a lot of pictures!
54. When he comes after you tell him that Lavi did it
55. Steal his cloths while he’s in the shower
56. Have him go on a mission where he has to impersonate a girl
57. Super glue Mugen into its sheath
58. Doodle all over his face in pretty colored markers while he’s asleep
59. Put his hair in pigtails
60. Replace Mugen with a candy cane